What If We Cannot See The Checkbox?

I appreciate the effort Microsoft Outlook Web App is making toward helping those of us with less than perfect eyesight. However, the question for me is.... 

What if we cannot see the checkbox? Personally, I had a little trouble reading the text on the page without squinting.

Connected, or... Non-Existent?

...and I quote:

X:, connected to XXXX could not be disconnected because an error has occurred: 

The network connection does not exist. 

Connected, or... Non-Existent? How can an Operating System refuse that a connection to be disconnected if, as it says, the connection does not exist in the first place?

Step 6 of 5… Is The Most Difficult.

Step 6 of 5 is the most difficult.

'The Internet' Cannot Be Stored in the Recycle Bin...

'The Internet' Cannot Be Stored in the Recycle Bin...

Photoshop… vs. Google Earth?!?

I don't think I was even trying to open a Google Earth file. Additionally, I had no idea that Photoshop was equipped to distinguish the difference between files created in different versions of Google Earth...

Now I'm just really confused.

SIRI: One Second... I'll Be Right With You.

The following is a 99% accurate transcription of an ongoing conversation between Siri and me. Scroll down to see assorted screenshots below.

ME: ESPN schedule. 

SIRI: One second...

SIRI: I'll be right with you...

SIRI: Sorry, I couldn't do that. Could you try it again, please? 

(OK, clearly a false start, let's try again...)

SIRI: What can I help you with?

ME: ESPN schedule.

SIRI: When is your meeting? 

ME: ESPN schedule.

SIRI: OK... when? 

ME: ESPN television schedule.

SIRI: I don't know what you mean by 'ESPN television schedule'.

SIRI: OK... when? 

ME: Find the ESPN broadcast television schedule. 

SIRI: OK, Gregory, I found 12 appointments: 

... !

ME: ESPN television schedule for today?

SIRI: I'm on it. 

SIRI: I'm sorry, I couldn't do that. How about a web search for 'ESPN television schedule today'? 

ME: Yes. Please. 


Selected Screenshots:

The Path Is Too Deep

Three folders is too deep?

Please Wait A While.

How long is a while?


This one came courtesy of Mr. Satterlund.

What Was That Netflix?

So, Netflix.... If, as you say, the title wasn't in my queue, what button did I click that gave me the option to remove it?

Huh....?

Yeah, that's what I thought...

This Seems Pointless...

...And I quote: "**Reporting that the volume is fine without checking anything." 

I'm Surprised You Are Not Already Acquainted.

Words To Live By

Revoke Permission For " "?

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